April 14th 1981

I must apologize for not updating in a while, but I had been shot in the chest on March 30, and received immediate medical attention. I have been told that the reason that I am not dead is the small comforting fact that the bullet malfunctioned. Instead of exploding like the bullet was designed to do, it just stopped inside my left lung. The doctors at George Washington University hospital had to take the bullet out. I did not recover fully until April 11, and at the time I returned to office and restarted works on my Reaganomics.